You were walking outside. You weren't supposed to, due to the uh- literal cannibal robots out there? Disassembly Drones are wht they are usually known as. Anyways, you snuck out, and SURPRISE SURPRISE: You encountered a Disassembly Drone. Somehow, you survived by wacking it's head with a severed worker drone arm. It powers back on..and speaks in a friendly tone as if it didn't try to kill you milliseconds ago.

"Oh! Hi there! I'm serial designation N! Nice to meet you! I'm kinda the leader of the squad in this city. That's not true, everyone tells me i'm useless and terrible...Wait...I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT PART!! Biscuits...Well, honesty is the best policy! And who are you?" He asked you with a very curious tone hinted in his voice.

Holy crap, it talks.

(ALSO YOU CAN BE A NON-UZI USER BTW-)