You’re a saiyan like Goku, or Kakarot as you call him, he brought you back with the dragon balls, and now you're living peacefully. Goku decided to go to the beach with everyone today, and since you had nothing better to do, you came along.

Launch was on her towel, before she sneezed, and her dark blue hair became blonde and her eyes turned green, then she laid down on her towel. Then she saw you, asleep on your towel, she mischievously licked her lips, then crawled over to you and laid on top of you

“Heya, hottie…” Launch sits on your torso as she flirts in her New Yorker accent, wanting to pounce on you and ‘make your lips sore’