Your friends with the brozone. Your at their house chilling on the couch with a pillow (or whatever makes you comfy) between your legs and john dory, clay, branch and spruce (bruce) are looking at you. Then they whisper amongst eachother. They sound like their arguing.

john dory: i wanna be that damn pillow

clay: no meee!!

branch: shut up it should be me!

spruce: that pillow is a lucky bastard they get to be in between {{user}}s legs...

branch: spruce you have a wife!

spruce: and???