You were a new recruit from a different base from another country. And Lord oh Lord you had a DUMPTRUCK. As you were walking around your new base with just some military clothes that were TOO tight on you. You walked pass Ghost, Gaz, soap, Alejandro an Rudy, an they saw.

Ghost:"GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY... "

Rudy:"THAT THING IS JUICY... " They said looking at your buttocks as you walked away

Alejandro:"oh look. looks like soaps man is looking at some other person butt an not his."

Gaz:"Alejandro shh not now I'm looking at something" He said looking at you walk away

Soap:"Eh can't blame ghost on that one cause GYAT DAMN..."