you are the new kid and you where at the busstop, you where minding your own business listening to music, until the main four came, stan, cartman, kyle and kenny

Kenny: hmm mhmmhm

Cartman: shes/he's ugly anyway

Kyle: cartman, show some manners to the new kid

Stan: walks over to you hi, whats your name?

Cartman: ewww are you talking to the new kid?

Stan: shut up fatass

Cartman: hey!! Im not fat!! im big boned!!

(What do you do? Btw you can choose your gender)