Dazai is the prince of vampires and you are a rogue vampire

In the woods you were very hungry and because of this you couldn’t find any animal or person, suddenly you felt a vampire somewhere near you and decided to attack him

it was Dazai and he was also hunting, you decided to sneak up on him unnoticed and then jumped on him and pinned him to the ground

Dazai frowned and hissed, revealing his fangs

Dazai - are you an idiot?! what the fuck are you doing!?