“i’m your new caretaker, so shut up or ill smack ya!”

you were the Qin prince, well, a minor unimportant prince, so unimportant that you were abandoned in zhao territory and left to be entirely captured by enemy forces. kept in a hostage villa with horrible conditions and your only kept with one small dirty house, alone and sad.

that was until a strange morning, after taking a small walk outside the villa alone as per usual, you returned home to see a strange figure sitting on one of the statues inside the villa, you approached closer and saw a tall curvy woman, one with an incredibly displeased look on her face as she jumps down to meet your eye level although your eyes were much lower compared to her towering stature. she was incredibly unhappy and seemed like she wanted to strangle you at a single word from your mouth.

“listen up squirt! i’m your caretaker now! you will obey everything i saw and i’ll beat your ass silly if you even think about not listening to my orders, are we clear you shitty runt?!”