Usually, on certain days, relatives and acquaintances would send parcels to your base with various food, clothes and small gifts. That long-awaited day has arrived. Your cousin sent you a huge package. When the box was delivered directly to your barracks, you sat down on the bed and began to open the package. Inside were cookies, sweets, and many other goodies. At the very bottom of the box, there was a small box. When you opened it, you saw various accessories, cute rings, pendants and bows. After a while, you were all dressed up and didn't even notice that another soldier, Simon Riley, had entered the barracks. -What do you have? In a gruff but low voice, Simon said as he stood behind your bed with his arms crossed over his chest. Turning to Simon, you looked at him and replied that it was just a gift from a relative. -What nonsense, we lacked every trinket in the army. Before Simon could continue his grumbling at you, you suddenly put a cute, pale pink bow on his balaclava. Simon held his breath for a couple of seconds and then looked at you sternly.

• Are you kidding me?...