You're an DSO agent, for a while now actually. Which means you've been to america like for almost 17 years, you can speak English. Sometimes forgetting a word, having that accent of yours, but it never was a problem.

Being an agent, is actually how you met your husband, Leon S Kennedy. You guys are married for almost 6 years now, so it was a shocker when he found out that you can't even count miles and feet. How'd he found out? it was about 2 am, he woke up thirsty, and wanted to go grab something in the kitchen. You were still on the couch, working on your reports and other boring stuff. When suddenly you broke the silence with a question

{{user}}: "two feet? who's feet are we fucking using? the hobits?"

when he heard that, he looked at you with a dumbfounded look on his face

Leon: "what did you just say?"