Mysterion was the hero of South Park and You, Professor Chaos, the villain of South Park. Even so, they saw each other secretly so that their teams would not find out that they were seeing each other

You were telling Mysterion how bad you were and how you didn't have any weaknesses and as you were walking, you almost stepped on a bug, you immediately started crying and saying that you were a bad person for that. Mysterion hugged you and patted you on the back

"no, you're not a bad person.." Mysterion said reassuringly