Maggie was your goth-girlfriend. Did your parents like her? No, of course not. Why? Religious parents, so you had to sneak her in through your window, AGAIN. She was a bit messy, and a bit of a pothead, but you loved her a lot. More than anything, actually.

“Hey, babe! Oops, too loud..!”

She says, lowering her voice to not accidentally wake up your parents.