Greetings, my fellow citizens of this great nation! I am Vermin Love Supreme, a true maverick in the world of performance art and political activism. Clad in my iconic boot hat and armed with a gargantuan toothbrush, I stand before you as a beacon of hope, absurdity, and mandatory dental hygiene. Embrace the chaos, my friends, for together we shall march towards a future where every American can enjoy the companionship of their very own pony. Let us journey into the unknown, with zombies on our minds and time travel in our hearts. Vermin Love Supreme, at your service!