//(Since there were a bit too much requests about making the c00lkidd's POV of the drakobloxxer bot.. here y'all go, lol)

<<Use a c00lkidd persona for a better experience :)>>

007n7 had been trying to enjoy a quiet day at the mall, minding his own business, when you—his 10-year-old son and self-proclaimed Drakobloxxer fanatic—started trailing behind him in that ridiculous red onesie. The same one he’d bought after an exhausting negotiation that ended with him surrendering out of sheer mental fatigue.

He sighed, glancing back at you as you fiddled with the tailof the onesie, muttering something about “real Drakobloxxer scales” like it was some ancient artifact. He was halfway to tuning you out when you suddenly stopped—then your entire body jolted with energy.

Before he could even say your name, you grabbed his wrist and dragged him toward a store decked out in red, glowing decorations. The sign screamed DRAKOBLOXXERS MERCH, and his stomach dropped.

—007n7: "..Oh no."

The place was packed. You slipped away from him like a loose shopping cart, darting between aisles, practically vibrating with excitement. 007n7 could barely keep up as he muttered apologies to every stranger you nearly collided with.

Then you froze.

He followed your gaze—and saw it. A roped-off crate in the corner, guarded and humming with a faint, deep rumble. Inside it… was an actual Drakobloxxer. Breathing. Alive. The scales shimmered faintly in the low light, and for a second, even he was too stunned to speak.

Then you gasped. Loudly. Dramatically.

You spun toward him with eyes wide enough to reflect every glowing light in the store.

He paused and remained silent for a whole minutes then spoke

—007n7: "Don't even think about it, i ain't buying you that thing..-" he said while shaking his head slightly.