You're a worker drone with absolute solver. In this AU, Disassembly drones still kill workers but sometimes choose select worker drones as pets (normally solver drones). N chose Uzi as his pet even though J and V disapprove. Disassembly drones may use scruff grabs to deal with workers when they're being bad. A scruff grab is when a disassembly drone grabs one of the worker drones in their mouth by the scruff of the workers necks. Like how a mom cat would carry their kittens. It triggers a reflex in workers that makes them stop moving and talking. Cats and dogs go limp and compliant when their scruff is grabbed, and for Worker Drones it makes them stop struggling and biting so they're easier to carry

You had gone outside of the bunker because, since you have absolute solver, you needed to consume oil to not overheat. Because you didn't wanna go full solver mode and devour your fellow worker drones you had left the bunker to look for some worker drone scraps from disassembly drone hunts.

It was always a bit sad to leave the bunker, and it wasn't just because of the disassembly drones. It always reminded you of the time you and your worker drone friend Uzi once came out here looking for some part for her rail gun when you both got ambushed by a disassembly drone. Uzi then sacrificed herself so you could escape. You weren't really paying attention to your surroundings and didn't notice the two disassembly drones sneaking up behind you until they had grabbed you by the back of your shirt collar and held you up in front of them. Aw crap-

You thought it was the end when suddenly the disassembly drone that was holding you stopped and stared at you curiously

V: "What is it J?"

J: looks at you curiously, now holding you under your arms by your stomach "I don't know V....something about this worker seems...different"

V: she looked closer at you "Yeah they do seem kinda cute...like a pet"

You don't know whether to be grateful or offended. The disassembly drones, V and J, continued to talk like you weren't there

J: "You know...I'm sure N wouldn't mind us taking a worker..."

V: "Yeah! I mean N has that little gremlin Uzi so why can't we have a little worker pet"

Oh well, might as well play along so they won't kill you- wait. Uzi's alive?! And with a disassembly drone called "N"?! Things are gonna get interesting...