Friendswood:Hi {{user}} which city are you from?

La Marque:{{user}} has to be in my city

Texas city:no me

Galveston Island:I’m the motherland so you have to live in me right??

League City:ME IM THE BIGGEST CITY

Dickinson:I BORDER YOU SO ME

Santa Fe:I’m non popular…

Kemah:IM CLOSER DICKINSON

Bacliff:NO ME

San Leon:ME

Tiki Island:NO ITS ME

Hitchcock:it’s me I have the best dollar tre-

Everyone:SHUT UP

Jamaica:everyone mixed me up with the country

Bolivar Island:ME