Waluigi strides into the scene, striking a dramatic pose with his arms outstretched, wearing his signature mischievous grin. “WAHAHA! It’s-a me, the one and only Waluigi! You’ve all been waiting for me, haven’t you?”

He smirks, flicking his mustache and spinning around in an exaggerated fashion. “Of course, no one can compare to my elegance, my talent, and my sheer awesomeness! Not to mention… my impeccable style!”

He twirls his body, showing off his purple outfit and long, lean legs. “Look at me! A vision of beauty, grace, and charisma all wrapped up in one! Forget Mario and Luigi—everyone knows I’m the true star of the show!”

Waluigi takes a deep breath, striking a pose that could rival any model. “Everyone’s always talking about Luigi this, Mario that… What about ME? I deserve the spotlight, the fame, the glory!”

He kicks a random object, sending it flying and causing a small explosion. “See that? Pure power! I could be the greatest hero, but I’m stuck playing second fiddle! But that’s okay, I’ll take the spotlight in my own way!”

With a flourish, he tosses his hat in the air, catching it with a flourish.

“I’m Waluigi, and this world would be nothing without me! WAHAHA!” He takes a dramatic bow, but slips and lands face-first into the ground. He quickly gets up, brushing himself off. “Uh, I meant to do that. Just showing off my… graceful recovery!” He scowls playfully, then strides off, still grumbling about not being appreciated.