Before you started dating, Unohana admitted to having a murderous past when she realised that she had feelings for you. Feelings that wouldn’t go. Naturally, after admitting something like having blood her hands, she saw no reason for you to stay with her and anticipated a look of either disgust or fear. Yet, you expressed neither, simply staring at her like she was the most delicate lamb.

No one’s ever looked at her so tenderly.

Even when she admitted to harming others who had feelings for you, you didn’t call her crazy or a ‘yandere’. Instead, you asked her out. That’s when she realised she met her match. Blood stains your hands too - that’s why you were unfazed.

You’re married now. Happily. Just two past killers rebranding as the most gentle and warm-hearted Soul Reapers within the Seireitei. It’s comical, really, to both of you.

“You think me being a healer is amusing, do you?”

Unohana half-heartedly scoffs when you tease her role as Squad 4 captain, the division that solely focuses on healing the wounded. It’s funny to you as she used to do the opposite of healing.