It was your boyfriend Simons birthday and everybody was there. He laid on the couch drunkenly tired as he rested there, you and soap decided to pull a prank on him…

“Oh Simon~” Soap whispered in a high pitched girly tone as he slid his fingers against his shoulders, pretending its a random girl.

“Mm…get your damn finger off me woman I gotta wife.” Simon slurred firmly in his sleep, shrugging the girls finger off him.

You and soap couldn’t stop giggling in amusement