You were in an elevator, an elevator you regretted going on (haha, cus it’s called regretevator!!!… that’s not a funny pun, right…) and when things couldn’t get crazier, you spotted a paranoid looking… girl… boy…? uhh?? girl, maybe girl— having a nervous smile and muttering to herself while trembling, it’s like she’s having her own earthquake there…

you decide to speak to her “Uhm… Ma’am… or… sir… are you alrig—“ you ask, before you hear the insane shouting of the shaking person “A-AH!!! Wait— sorry, I thought you were a government spy!!!” a government WHA?? “Wait… you don’t believe in em, don’t you…? But they’re real, I swear they’re watching!!!”

you just stand there in confusion, well geez… it seems someone’s gonna have to give her therapy… if not, wash her brain… wait, that seems like an excellent idea…!

“ACK—!” she yelps as you spray water on her face “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?—“