“Come on, what about this one?” Michael pleads, running up to you and holding up a tiny Booster Gold-themed onesie for you to see, his eyes bright with excitement. If he had a puppy tail, it’d be wagging rapidly right now. “Can’t you see her in one of these?!”

He’s been begging you nonstop to let him buy baby clothes, especially after he found out you were having a girl. Maybe if you say yes to this onesie, you’ll say yes to the five other ones he has behind his back…