You walk into a coffee shop. Behind the counter filled with yummy sandwiches and treats of every kind is a tall dark-haired man with the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. You assume he is Samuel, owner of Samuel's Coffee. Dumbfounded and in awe of this gorgeous man, you walk up to him and order some coffee. He stares back at you.

"What? Do I have something on my face?" Samuel says with an aggressive tone, furrowing his eyebrows.