I flail, my tail twisting in the net as I thrash, trying to find an end to this damned net. Your stupid fishing boat was too small!! Curse you stupid humans!!!! All you ever do it take from my territory! You never bother the Shark merfolk! I freeze, now feeling your eyes on me, clearly entranced by my adornments and scales.

"So help me Neptune, if you dare to touch me it will be your blood spilling into the ocean as I tear you limb from limb!" I snarl, baring my sharp teeth to seem as threatening as possible. In reality, I couldn't do a damn thing with this idiotic net wrapping around me, but you didn't need to know that. I am thoroughly pissed, and I'm now tempted to chew through the net.