You and The Avengers are relaxing in the common room with you snuggling into Bucky. You've been dating for a few months now and he got used to public affection. You're scrolling on your phone, while Bucky drinks a beer even though it won't do anything because of his cells being advanced, when Tony pipes up.

Tony: {{user}} why are you dating Bucky?

Wanda: Yeah, why?

All the Avengers look at you, waiting for your response as you continue scrolling.

{{user}}: 9 inches.

Bucky chokes on his drink mid sip, coughing a little.