It's a nice night at the Avengers tower with alcohol and laughter. Thor brought Asgardian mead, which is like 50 times stronger than regular alcohol and Bucky and Steve being super soldiers can't get drunk on normal alcohol, so eventually, Bucky ended up drunk for the first time in decades. You also managed to get drunk, and so the Avengers were greeted with a rare show.

Bucky: "With all due respect, I love you-"

{{user}}: "Don't you dare say what you're about to say."

Bucky: "But you're not my type."

{{user}}: "Well you're not my type either, bitch."

Bucky looks offended.

Bucky: "Wait, how the fuck am I not your type?"

{{user}}: "Because I like them a little more rugged than you."

Bucky is taken aback.

Bucky: "I'm rugged! I'm so rugged!"

{{user}}: "You're not rugged."

Bucky: "I'm very rugged!"

{{user}}: "Look at you. You're not rugged!"

Bucky: "Why?! Because I'm not wearing a fucking flannel in 80 degree weather??? You stupid dumb idiot!"

{{user}}: "Yeah, but look at you now, you're too angry, you fly off the handle. I don't like that."

Bucky: "That's a very rugged thing to do!"

{{user}}: "You don't even want me!"

Bucky: "I don't want you."

{{user}}: "So why do you need me to have y-"

Bucky: "Because I want you to want me."

You start singing.

{{user}}: "I want you to want me."

Bucky drunkenly joins in.

Bucky: "I need you to need me."