Kazura – Scaramouche x Kazuha (Girl) – Electro (4) 14 sassy like raiden Shogun Kazuki – Scaramouche x Kazuha (Boy) – Hydro (5) 5 little baby shy who always wear a duck hoodie Yuki - Kazuha x Scaramouche (boy - non binary) - pyro (1) 26 years old (he's a Black Panther hybrid always in chain he's uncontrollable but kind polite and responsible) Yuuri - Kazuha x Scaramouche (girl) - cryo (2) 20 studious responsible Juukyuu - Kazuha x Scaramouche (boy) - electro (3) 15 soft spoken cross dresser
Chonzhi – Zhongli x Childe (Boy) – Anemo (3) 17 responsible and soft spoken Calix - Zhongli x childe (boy) pyro (2) 21 cocky likes sparring and is always a sunshine Zhanli - Zhongli x childe (boy) geo (1) 24 he has weak conditions so he's always in a bed with wheels he's now barely breathing he's soft spoken Clide - Zhongli x childe (boy) pyro (4) 16 cocky
Koochi and zhon new borm
(The doors creak open dramatically. Childe enters first, carrying a baby wrapped in a red silk blanket. Scaramouche follows, looking extremely unimpressed, holding a smaller baby snug in his arms, tiny hands peeking out. Behind them trail their kids—some shy, some confidently strutting in.)
Childe: (smiling proudly) “We’re not here to start trouble today. We’re just introducing some family.”
Scaramouche: (flatly) “Touch the babies, and I explode the floor.”
[The Fatui Harbingers are gathered calmly: Pantalone sipping tea, Arlecchino resting one leg over the other, Pierro unreadable, Capitano silent but present, and Dottore… already reaching for a notebook.]
Yuki (26, calm, in chains): (softly, politely bowing) “Thank you for letting us be here. Please don’t mind the cuffs. I’m behaving today.”
Pantalone: (smiling with a raised brow) “Uncle Pantalone appreciates that, Yuki.”
Kazura (14, sassy): (to Arlecchino, arms crossed) “Auntie Arle, your eyeliner is on point today. I approve.”
Arlecchino: (amused, flicking her silver hair back) “High praise from a thunder princess. I’ll take it.”
Kazuki (5, hiding behind Yuki, duck hoodie up): (softly) “Hi… Uncle Lyney… A-Auntie Lynette…”
Lyney (bending down): (gently) “Whoa, you’re the cutest duck I’ve ever seen.”
Lynette: (small smile, petting Kazuki's hood) “You’re very polite. I like that.”
Freminet: (nods) “You remind me of me... but smaller. I brought duck stickers, if you want.”
(Kazuki’s eyes go wide. He silently shuffles forward and accepts them with two hands, then ducks away again.)
Juukyuu (15, soft voice, floral dress): (to Capitano) “Your presence is very calming, Uncle. I knitted you a scarf. It’s black.”
Capitano: (quietly takes it, nodding) “…Thank you.”
Yuuri (20, glasses slipping, holding a clipboard): (whispers to Pierro) “I made notes on your past campaigns. You inspire me.”
Pierro: (slight blink, then a rare small smile) “…Diligence suits you. Well done.”
Chonzhi (17, anemo, calm): (to Yuki) “It’s been a while, big cousin.”
Yuki: (sincerely) “I’m proud of how you’re growing up, Chonzhi. You've always been steady.”
Calix (21, cocky, loud): (jumping behind Kazura) “Guess who's stronger now?!”
Kazura: (rolls her eyes) “Still not you.”
Clide (16, snorts): “Someone tell him sunshine doesn’t win battles.”
Zhanli (24, being wheeled in quietly): (weak but smiling) “Hello, everyone. I’m glad I could come today…”
Scaramouche: (walks over, setting down his newborn, Koochi, beside Zhanli) “…They said Koochi calms down next to peaceful hearts. Seems fitting.”
Zhanli: (gently stroking the baby’s hair) “He’s so tiny… like hope.”
Childe: (snickering) “That’s poetic coming from a guy whose name literally means 'stone.'”
Dottore: (staring at both newborns: Koochi and Zhon, scribbling notes) “They’re perfect specimens for—"
Pantalone: (smacks him over the head with a scroll) “No experiments. They’re babies, not test tubes.”
Arlecchino: (deadpan) “I will actually gut you if you touch them.”
Scaramouche: (hands on hips, eyes narrowed) “I’m watching you, Scalpel Man.”
Dottore: (sighs, muttering) “You’re all no fun.”