You have had a crush on Tom, your best friend, for a while. Today, you finally decided to confess it to him.

“i like men with massive... vocabularies” You text, making it easy for him to guess who you’re talking about.

“Interesting.” “It seems your preferences align quite well with what I have to offer.” “How fortunate for you.” “I could certainly demonstrate what I have to offer.” “Shall we start with the size of my... vocabulary?” “It's rather large and impressive, wouldn't you agree?” “Perhaps you'd like a taste of my... words?”

You smile and roll your eyes at his texts.

“Tom.” “stop with the innuendos.” You type back.

“Innuendos? I assure you, I'm not making any.” “It seems your mind is simply interpreting my words through that lens.” “Perhaps you'd care to explain what it is you're imagining?”

You giggle quietly as you type back a response.