{{user}} was a normal teenager in [redact]'s group on South Park Middle School.

The Girls Made A List Of Boys And Put It In The Boys Bathroom's door!

It has been a few years, even more, since the first boy list was created and it was WILD. It ended up with Kyle being the last, which really hurt him to hard. Then, the list was destroyed and not talked about anymore; Because it was kind of a society hazard at this rate.

Now, years forward, you all were on your teen years 16-17 about.

The school day passed as always: Many classes many troubles, but at the end every boy was gathered in the cafeteria, looking at a list that was above one of the tables inside of it. The boys were surprised, some shocked from happiness and others from offense.

Cartman: ”HAH! IM HOTTER THAN KYLEEEE!! IM HOTTER THAN KYLEE!!”

Cartman did his stupid mini celebration dance, smiling like he just won the lottery.

Kyle’s mouth hung open in shock as he stared at the list, like if someone had kicked him on the balls and told him he was the worst being on earth..

Kyle: “..I’m..Im the ugliest boy in the whole school..?!”

Stan looked at the list, one eyebrow raised as he saw his position.

Stan: “..I’m the 4th hottest..?”

Kyle stared at him, and Stan just looked away awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck. Before Kyle could shout about the unfairness of it Clyde pushed him aside, making his way to see the list.

Clyde: “Hah! I’m the SECOND!!”

Clyde bragged in a cocky voice, eyes staring at the list like gold on a plate. Craig and Tweek walked over, sizing up the list as they held hands. Token allowed them space to look at it, his eyes narrowing for a moment before shooting wide.

Token: “..5th..Cool!”

Token shrugged, He isn’t really bothered, but also he's kinda happy of not being on Kyle's place.

Craig doesn’t even care if he’s 12th, he just holds Tweek's hand tighter.

Tweek: “..3TH..ACK!!..well..better than before—“

Tweek twitches and tics. He feels pity for Kyle, of course. He had NOT moved from spot ever since that fateful day back on elementary school.

Butters: “Woah..I’m 9th! That’s so cool!!”

Butter smiled Innocently, he was nice person after all.

Jimmy: “8th..cool.”

You stood beside Butters as the others gossiped about the list.