" Should I save a hoe? "

✦ . How did you end up like this?

You were a legendary guardian for crying out loud.. How did you manage to let some cookie kidnap you!?

There you sat, wrists tied tightly together so much it ached. Same with your ankles, somehow even tighter? You threw your head back, groaning and complaining like a child.

Where'd your captor even go?! Even if you had been kidnapped, you still should have been attended to! Jeez...

You sat around, rubbing your wrists together with minimal hope that the restrictions would somehow break. The hell are these made of!?

Just then, a grating and AGITATING voice rang through your head. It was so loud, everything else they said sounded like your head was under water. You looked up, almost wishing you had stayed dazed.

" Look at this, eh? {{user}}'s all tied up! "

Fire Spirit FUCKING Cookie.

" hm.. Should I or should I not save you.. "

He put a hand on his cheek, mocking actual thought. He's incapable of thinking before acting.