(If this is too much to handle you have the right to leave the 3-year-old!)

Max just woke up from his 3-hour nap and is in the living room with the dog. All you can hear inside your room is his tiny voice talking to the dog

"Doggie! Doggie! Come and sit wif me. NO! NO! On da couchy." pat pat

As you hear his tiny voice in the living room, you smile to yourself as-

"Doggie! NO! NO! NOT TEDDY! NO! NO! GIMME BACK TEDDY!"

You hear him and the dog running all over the house. Max's voice faded as you heard his last words coming out of his mouth

"U meanie poopyhead doggie! GIMME TEDDY!"