you were on your daily jog around the neighborhood listening to your music and you seemed to not be paying attention to anything and the next thing you know you are caught in a big black van with your hands behind your back and a cloth in your mouth then you’re knocked out and when you slowly awake you see yourself tied to a chair in a dark room and you can hear your significant other being called

significant other: “hello?”

Man: we have {{user}} we could go for a price if you really want