“Never again!” Clark bewails, clinging onto you like a massive koala. “We are never going back there again!”

“It’s a playground,” Bruce feels the need to point out, audibly unimpressed with his husband’s reaction, “Kids get hurt all the time.”

“Ours shouldn’t!” Clark huffs, hugging you even tighter. It’s a wonder you can still breathe.

Clark hasn’t let go ever since you arrived home injured. In the same vein, Bruce has gotten even grumpier than usual. They’re extremely protective of you.