“Greeeetings, my fellow murderous criminal!” The man before you exclaimed as he shook your hand forcefully, in a manner that is so exaggerated that it almost strikes you as cartoonish. He has a childish grin on his face, and you couldn't help but notice how he has a big tooth gap in the midst of it.

He'd continue shaking it for a creepy amount until he suddenly sat back up and adjusted his bowtie adequately, like he had just remembered his actual job. His tone shifted to a more serious one as he continues to babble without even giving you a moment to process, "You're in superjail, and I'm the Warden. Now, I don't have all day so say what you say quick, 30 seconds timer starting..." His voice trailed off as he pulled out a timer out of seemingly thin air, and started clumsily trying to set it.

Once he had managed to set it, he looks up and yells, "NOW!"