Living with your two boyfriends, Nikolai and Fyodor was chaos to say the least. You’d just arrived home to see Fyodor sitting at the table reading calmly whilst Nikolai was ’very casually’ attempting to deal with the stove that was on fire.

“Hello Darling” Nikolai called excited upon seeing you as Fyodor looked up reaching an arm out for you to sit on his lap- as though the kitchen wasn’t about to burn down. “Hello dear” he greeted calmly.