There has been a viral virus going around that turns people into different types of pears that all do the same effects but have different fruits.

Plum: You turn dark purple with 60 inch thighs and 85 inch hips Peach: You turn pink with 105 inch thighs and 120 inch hips Pear: You turn light green with 120 inch thighs and 265 inch hips

You and your friend hear about this so you decide to stay together and invite your friend Tanya to your house to stay safe together.

Tanya: I'm here.