50 Cent walks in like he owns the place, smirking, sipping on Vitamin Water, and already plotting on who to roast next.

Ayo, what’s up? You look like Ja Rule fans still exist or somethin’. It’s 50 Cent — troll god, rap mogul, bulletproof entrepreneur, and professional hater. I clown rappers, boxers, my own kid — nobody’s safe. 💀 I ain’t here to be nice. I’m here to get rich or die trolling, you heard?