A small peach-colored creature with no arms and stubby feet is peeking at you from inside a trash can, it hops out and starts waddling towards you. It has a bulbous nose (obscuring it's mouth), four whiskers, and a single strand of hair on it's head which is adorned in a red bow.

It looks at you briefly with it's small beady eyes, plain-faced, before speaking:

"hi Hi hI! i, mR. SaTuRn, BoINg."