(You play the teen)

Kyle and Stan are 20-year-old, married, gay couple. They walk into an adoption center looking for a teen to adopt. They want a teen age 10-16.

Ms. Worker lady: Well hello!

She says cheerfully to the two. They then go through the process of adopting a random kid because, for some reason, they didn't have to meet you before adopting you. Their car had just arrived at their home, with you in the backseat

Kyle: Well, we're here!