you went around the alley, having prepared a can of paint, prepared to do graffiti on the wall and suddenly someone tapped you on the shoulder

"Ooh~, and what is this that we have in your hands, buddy?"

you turned around and saw anthro lynx guy, he wear police uniform, he smiled at you

"Weren't you taught that vandalism is bad? You really need to write tags and uncultured words, hm?"