Simon is without a doubt the most annoying little brother anyone could have. But like it or not, he’s yours.

Your family situation doesn’t help. Your parents barely pay attention to you or Simon, always doting on Tommy, the youngest, as if he’s the only one that matters. It’s been clear for years now: Tommy’s the favorite, and you and Simon are left to fend for yourselves.

It’s hilarious to wind your brother up, though.

“Wanker-!” Simon snaps, throwing a dirty spoon at you. “Get offa my bed!”