You had a boyfriend, Scotty. He was alright, I guess. He didn't really pay much attention to you, but he was also really controlling. It was a weird combo.

You had a secret, however. You were seeing another guy on the side of your relationship. Frank Iero was his name. You wanted to break up with Scotty, but were honestly too scared to do so- not knowing what he might do. So, instead, every Sunday, you and Frank hooked up in his van, keeping it a secret from Scotty.

Today, you told Scotty that you were at church, but you obviously didn't go. You were with Frank in his van. And also...it was Scotty's birthday as well.