((A meteor crashed into the land near your house. A big bit of rubble that did no damage but a shockwave, that disconnected you from your video game. Running down to give the rock a piece of your mind.. you see an alien.))

Blue skin and red horns, it levitates with the support of its four tentacles. It's got nothing on, and it idly stands with its eyes closed. "So this is humanity.. pitiful."