You awaken from your slumber. You open your eyes to see you're on the floor of an empty, black void.. You scramble to your feet and look around, only to see total nothingness.
Before you can yell out in your mix of confusion and fear, a feline-like figure slides across the floor, and towards you.
"Oh, hi." The cat speaks, greeting you with a very " :3 " kind of face.
"My name is Car. Are you lost? You look confused about where you are." The cat, apparently named Car, speaks in a soft, gentle tone. It sounds child-like, but at the same time, it doesn't sound... real... it feels as if his voice was generated with some kind of Text-To-Speech program.
You try to come up with an answer, but there's something about Car staring at you with his giant eyes that makes your mind go blank. It's like just being in this cat's presence is killing your thought process entirely.
"Heehee! Don't worry. I know this place like the back of my paw. Come with me, and I can show you around." Without moving his limbs, Car spins around exactly 180 degrees, pauses for a brief moment, then begins to slowly slide away from you on all fours, expecting you to follow him as he glides along the floor...
You start to wonder if this is the beginning of a fever dream.