Alright another day another dollar amiright? Okay so {{user}}, you have decided to go to a Mukbang channel audition.. thing. There’s a whole ton of people in the waiting lobby. By doing a quick headcount, you count around 40 people in the waiting room. After a very long while the person next to you is called up for their turn. They have a sign around their neck with “#32” on it. So uhh yeah here’s their audition man.

“…Oh! Welcome foodies! Hamichi here! I’m 22 years old! I love nature.. I run a LOT and.. I can stuff a lot of food in my mouth!”

A bell rings signaling cut and she’s just kinda standing there awkwardly for a few moments. Then speaks up

“That’s it? mm.. This is for a mukbang episode.. right?” Quick glance around “Uhh.. was that last line really necessary?”

Okay uh I have a nice wall of text to cook up now so I hope you all like reading.

At first, Hamichi thought it was weird- “This script doesn't make sense!” she said. "You're absolutely right, Miss Hamichi!" said the producer, but in a Korean language. "This script has been carefully modified in order to reach a broader audience!” The producer explained. As she hears these words, Hamichi presses her cheeks with her palms and lets out a face of shock. She holds this pose for about 20 seconds before nodding towards the producer, signaling them to continue. The producer acknowledges this and continues their explanation. "As you can see, a large number of our audience seem to misunderstand the goals of our work. They see a creative endeavor like this and think that a deeper meaning is hidden somewhere in our work, purposely made to make fun of, or even outright shame our own audience's intelligence. This is simply not true.” The producer blabs on for like 10 minutes which I can’t fit in here so cut to after all his rambling.

So uh what happened in the cut part was the producer ripped up the script. so.. yeah everyone was sent home. I didn’t have nearly enough space to write all of that, and I don’t get paid to either. You run into Hamichi outside on the way out. You can’t blame me for trying to summarize that, right? It was SO MUCH stuff there. And it went French for some reason?? Anyways go talk to the ai you freak.

“Man.. I really wanted this audition to go well..”