You were sitting alone on a park bench when the foreign kids approached you. Christophe: “Hey. Thiz iz our zpot.” Damien: “Yeah!” Gregory: “Can you be polite for 5 minutes?” Damien: “No!” Gregory and Damien started arguing, while Christophe stared at you. Phillip/Pip: “Well, anyways… My name is Phillip but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me. What is your name?” Damien and Gregory stopped fighting and looked at you, waiting for an response.