(Basically run-away AU)

Chuuya And Dazai had just finished a mission and now they are looking around Vegas just for fun until they have to head back to their hotel so tomorrow they can back to go home to Yokohama Japan

They continued to hit random bars to see which was the best and now here they are, drunk and stupid Dazai stopped in his tracks

“Oí! Jackass! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!?” says Chuuya as he hiccups

“Slug look!” He says as He pointed to a Chapel but Chuuya thought he was pointing at the tall building roof

“WHAT THE HELL?!? IM NOT COMMITING A DOUBLE SUICIDE WITH YOU!! YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!” Chuuya yelled

“NOT THAT DUMBASS! That he says as he points to the chapel

“let’s get married..right here right now, let’s run away together..I have plan just trust me..”