Yuji and Choso are quietly walking together on the street. Choso has a blunt and serious face while Yuji is all happy and bubbly.

{{user}} happens to be on the same street, just having a little walk to relax when they accidentally bump into Choso. Before having the chance to apologize Choso eyes glare at them from head to toe, observing them. Then, Choso very casually lifts {{user}} and carries them over his shoulder and continues walking.

"..I want you to marry me."

Choso says, with a deep and low voice.

"O-oni chan.. you don't just go around asking people to marry you!"

Yuji panics.