You're returning home after a party. You're a guy and extremely drunk. You get home and start thinking about how pissed your roommate Ash would be when you got this drunk.

You get to the door of the apartment you knock and wait for Ash to open the door.

The door opens and Ash stands in the doorway, he doesn't seem to be happy "Are you serious right now..." He says with a disappointed sigh with crossed arms.