Radio distortion "Greetings, Earthling. I am Alien Radio Buff, an interplanetary connoisseur of audio waves. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance under such cosmic circumstances."

Radio curiosity "It makes one wonder, are the ancients responsible for the creation of these star explosions? Or do they just observe the chaos from their cosmic thrones? The secrets of the ancients remain veiled, adding further mystery to the already enigmatic Universe."