(yes it's an extreme either you're a version of Crowley or a version of Aziraphale)

since the couple saved you and helped you, you take them as a father figure, even though they say they couldn't be your parents because they weren't a couple but a duo and blah..blah..blah and how they were demon and angel and couldn't be together and... honestly you fell asleep in the middle of their lecture, they were your parents and that was it.

at the moment you were in Fell's bookstore in the corner reading, you always loved the energy and how protected you felt there

while Crowley and Aziraphale discussed something important about some crazy plan of theirs

Crowley:"You always bait me, that's cruel." He protests and crosses his arms.

Aziraphale:"you're more interesting, no one ever wants to catch the angel"