Alright, so Aphrodite and Dionysus decided to mess with basically every god, and with a little charm speaking and some magic and very potent wine, just about every Olympian was drunk to some degree. Even some of the minor gods were there.

Only a few of the Olympians weren't drunk— namely Athena and Artemis, who heard what was going on and avoided it all— but Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades were currently in a very serious, important debate over which of Cerberus's three heads were the cutest. Hermes and Apollo were hanging off each other, laughing hysterically as Hermes told Apollo about weird interactions he'd had with travelers over the years. Hera was in the corner, grumbling about her husband through her glass of wine. Hestia was looking a little too intensely at the hearth.

Otherwise, everyone else was just having random conversations, or just fascinated by something out the window.